I finally got around to watching “The Wire” today and I don’t really see what all the hype was about; like sure, Garak is cool and all but I didn’t realize Baltimore was so strange looking…

Star Trek Themed Settlers of Catan is a real thing.

Star Trek Catan takes two well-known media properties and merges them into, well, into something that is 95% The Settlers of Catan glossed with Trektropes and spiced with new special powers related to Trek personalities.

In Star Trek Catan, players start the game with two small space stations at the intersection of three planets, with each planet supplying resources based on the result of a dice roll. Players collect and trade these resources – Dilithium, Tritanium, food, oxygen and water – in order to build spaceships that connect regions in the galaxy, establish small and large space stations at new intersection points in order to increase resource acquisition, and acquire development cards that provide victory points (VPs) or special abilities.

On a dice roll of 7, a Klingon ship swoops in to prevent resource production on one planet, while taxing spacegoers who hold too many resources.

what. the. fiery. klingon. hell.

Just how many shuttle craft did the USS Voyager have anyway? They are stuck on the other side of the galaxy, it’s not as if they can just stop by the space-dealership and pick up more. They are so concerned about shooting one of their 50 torpedoes BUT seem to blow up a shuttle every other episode. Wut?