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</description><title>The RoboSheep Bleat</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @robosheep)</generator><link>http://robosheep.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>The next time you say, “Forever”I will punch you in...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://robosheep.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/252325366/tumblr_ktheckJBPq1qz4fb4&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;The next time you say, “Forever”&lt;br/&gt;I will punch you in your face. &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The Next Time You Say Forever - Neko Case&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://robosheep.tumblr.com/post/252325366</link><guid>http://robosheep.tumblr.com/post/252325366</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 16:55:32 -0600</pubDate><category>Music</category><category>hipstertracks ain't got shit on me</category></item><item><title>Most important thing for multiplayer in the New Super Mario Bros...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kth98xRf4d1qz4fb4o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Most important thing for multiplayer in the New Super Mario Bros Wii game.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://robosheep.tumblr.com/post/252230173</link><guid>http://robosheep.tumblr.com/post/252230173</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 15:05:20 -0600</pubDate><category>NSMB</category><category>wii</category></item><item><title>First hockey game I went to this season; it was Wild.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktfqk5zUWS1qz4fb4o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;First hockey game I went to this season; it was &lt;i&gt;Wild.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://robosheep.tumblr.com/post/251345927</link><guid>http://robosheep.tumblr.com/post/251345927</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 19:24:00 -0600</pubDate><category>Hockey</category><category>Wild</category><category>Minnesota</category></item><item><title>sweetcaroline:

Smile Friday (2) - robosheep didn’t think the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktf8hnokX91qzp8bdo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://sweetcaroline.tumblr.com/post/251024213/smile-friday-2-robosheep-didnt-think-the-last"&gt;sweetcaroline&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Smile Friday (2) - &lt;a href="http://robosheep.tumblr.com"&gt;robosheep&lt;/a&gt; didn’t think the last one looked like my normal smile so I took another picture edition&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(This might be a passive aggressive “I’m trying real hard to smile big” smile.. sry)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It totally is a passive-agressive smile.  Maybe third time will be the charm. :P&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://robosheep.tumblr.com/post/251028156</link><guid>http://robosheep.tumblr.com/post/251028156</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 12:59:58 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>The science of shoelaces </title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.fieggen.com/shoelace/knots.htm"&gt;The science of shoelaces &lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://roomthily.tumblr.com/post/251006230"&gt;roomthily&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://bobulate.com/post/250854941/the-science-of-shoelaces"&gt;bobulate&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a title="	Ian's Shoelace Site - Shoelace Knots - How To Tie Your Shoes" href="http://www.fieggen.com/shoelace/knots.htm"&gt;Most people think&lt;/a&gt; there are one or two methods for tying shoelaces. However:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;Many are surprised to learn that there’s more than one method, let alone seventeen! This sheer variety is testament to the ingenuity of people throughout the ages in their quest to prevent shoelaces from coming undone.&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Admittedly, I am sort of taken with &lt;a title="Surgeon's" href="http://www.fieggen.com/shoelace/surgeonknot.htm"&gt;all&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a title="Ian Knot" href="http://www.fieggen.com/shoelace/ianknot.htm"&gt;the&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a title="Secure Knot" href="http://www.fieggen.com/shoelace/secureknot.htm"&gt;methods&lt;/a&gt;, and the &lt;a title="Knot Comparisons" href="http://www.fieggen.com/shoelace/knotcomparison.htm"&gt;feature comparisons&lt;/a&gt;. Perhaps it’s because I remember feeling a bit cheated when my younger brother and sister were “allowed to” wear Velcro. I never did.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.fieggen.com/shoelace/knots.htm"&gt;&lt;img src="http://dis.bobulate.com/i/posts/shoe.png"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If you’re left with a need for more, head over to the &lt;i&gt;Cabinet&lt;/i&gt; archives for some &lt;a title="CABINET // Where the Wild Things Are: An Interview with Ken Millett" href="http://www.cabinetmagazine.org/issues/20/wertheim.php"&gt;knotting of a different kind&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Holy crap.  I never could learn to tie my shoes like &lt;i&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.fieggen.com/shoelace/standardknot.htm"&gt;Normal People&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;i&gt; &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://robosheep.tumblr.com/post/251017957</link><guid>http://robosheep.tumblr.com/post/251017957</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 12:44:02 -0600</pubDate><category>knots</category></item><item><title>Seriously, why would you take both the mushrooms?!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktf677yrD51qz4fb4o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Seriously, why would you take both the mushrooms?!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://robosheep.tumblr.com/post/250990929</link><guid>http://robosheep.tumblr.com/post/250990929</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 12:04:18 -0600</pubDate><category>NSMB</category><category>Wii</category><category>Mario</category></item><item><title>alexblagg:

Great job, Los Angeles! You are so good at...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktf3zcgi2W1qz7kfko1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://alexblagg.tumblr.com/post/250955327/great-job-los-angeles-you-are-so-good-at-malls"&gt;alexblagg&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.beverlycenter.com/hunkysanta/"&gt;Great job, Los Angeles!&lt;/a&gt; You are so good at malls.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is a real thing and actually exists.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://robosheep.tumblr.com/post/250985314</link><guid>http://robosheep.tumblr.com/post/250985314</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 11:56:43 -0600</pubDate><category>wtf</category><category>Santa</category><category>doing it wrong</category></item><item><title>moepeep:

I think my cousin win’s the Ugly Sweater contest…that...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktf0njw6sP1qa8wm7o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://moepeep.tumblr.com/post/250900598/i-think-my-cousin-wins-the-ugly-sweater"&gt;moepeep&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I think my cousin win’s the Ugly Sweater contest…that turtle neck is too much!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;OH MY GOD JUSTIN!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://robosheep.tumblr.com/post/250913730</link><guid>http://robosheep.tumblr.com/post/250913730</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 10:21:15 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Days of Wonder may have just given me a reason to register my copy of SmallWorld</title><description>&lt;a href="http://blog.daysofwonder.com/2009/11/19/christmas-comes-early-for-dow-customers/en/"&gt;Days of Wonder may have just given me a reason to register my copy of SmallWorld&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Anyone want to play some boardgames?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://robosheep.tumblr.com/post/250822582</link><guid>http://robosheep.tumblr.com/post/250822582</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 08:21:28 -0600</pubDate><category>boardgames</category></item><item><title>Ugly on the Inside - Owen
The lighting in this room...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://robosheep.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/250465167/tumblr_kte61k9BcS1qz4fb4&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Ugly on the Inside - Owen&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;The lighting in this room doesn’t do a thing for you&lt;br/&gt;and your complexion.&lt;br/&gt;I’m sorry but it’s the truth,&lt;br/&gt;you look like the goddamn living-dead.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://robosheep.tumblr.com/post/250465167</link><guid>http://robosheep.tumblr.com/post/250465167</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 23:03:20 -0600</pubDate><category>music</category></item><item><title>litenmus:

It is entirely possible that this is the best music...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/x1JEcCA4YyY&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/x1JEcCA4YyY&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://litenmus.tumblr.com/post/250435100/it-is-entirely-possible-that-this-is-the-best"&gt;litenmus&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It is entirely possible that this is the best music video I have seen in a long time.  Believe me, I watched quite a few of them while I was in Ireland last spring but this one (shown to us in Swedish class this semester) is by far the best.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://litenmus.tumblr.com/"&gt;My little sister&lt;/a&gt; has a talent for strange and has somehow found the best worst music video of all time feat. MS Paint graphics.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://robosheep.tumblr.com/post/250441247</link><guid>http://robosheep.tumblr.com/post/250441247</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 22:39:16 -0600</pubDate><category>Sweden</category><category>music</category><category>wtf</category><category>MS Paint</category></item><item><title>Spiffy. Fail-book is now popular enough that I get hate mail.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktdqaov4zK1qz4fb4o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Spiffy. &lt;a href="http://fail-book.tumblr.com/"&gt;Fail-book&lt;/a&gt; is now popular enough that I get hate mail.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://robosheep.tumblr.com/post/250106970</link><guid>http://robosheep.tumblr.com/post/250106970</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 17:23:12 -0600</pubDate><category>failbook</category></item><item><title>oleiah:

My Girl Wears Chanel | Igor + André
gorgeous

I wish I...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktcc045L1s1qzur32o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://oleiah.tumblr.com/post/249300727/my-girl-wears-chanel-igor-andre-gorgeous"&gt;oleiah&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://igorandandre.blogspot.com/2009/11/my-girl-wears-chanel.html?utm_source=feedburner&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Feed%3A+IgorAndr+%28Igor+%2B+Andr%C3%A9%29&amp;utm_content=Google+Reader"&gt;My Girl Wears Chanel | Igor + André&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;gorgeous&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I wish I had wall space for some of these prints.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://robosheep.tumblr.com/post/250009955</link><guid>http://robosheep.tumblr.com/post/250009955</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:42:29 -0600</pubDate><category>art</category></item><item><title>The font is CHICK.
The words are Bad Romance.
The song is stuck...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktdl17aVyW1qz4fb4o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The font is &lt;a href="http://www.dafont.com/chick.font"&gt;CHICK&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The words are Bad Romance.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The song is stuck in my head.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://robosheep.tumblr.com/post/249997998</link><guid>http://robosheep.tumblr.com/post/249997998</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:29:31 -0600</pubDate><category>Lady Gaga</category><category>Ra ra ah ah ah roma ro ma ma gaga oh la la</category><category>yes that is now a tag</category></item><item><title>I must have explained the dashboard decently well; I mean come...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktdha6v8QL1qz4fb4o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I must have &lt;a href="http://robosheep.tumblr.com/post/249816109/my-sister-is-thinking-about-making-a-tumblr-i"&gt;explained the dashboard&lt;/a&gt; decently well; I mean come on, &lt;a href="http://www.davidslog.com/"&gt;the guy that made tumblr&lt;/a&gt; liked my post.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&gt;:3&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://robosheep.tumblr.com/post/249925900</link><guid>http://robosheep.tumblr.com/post/249925900</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 14:08:30 -0600</pubDate><category>AWESOME</category><category>Tumblr</category><category>meta</category></item><item><title>46º cloudy, with spotty rain showers</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Sure it’s not &lt;i&gt;IDEAL&lt;/i&gt; weather for a malt but a malt is rarely a poor choice with lunch.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://robosheep.tumblr.com/post/249894966</link><guid>http://robosheep.tumblr.com/post/249894966</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 13:29:07 -0600</pubDate><category>weather</category><category>om nom nom nom</category></item><item><title>Bill O'Reilly Is Afraid of the Terrorists</title><description>&lt;a href="http://thinkprogress.org/2009/11/17/oreilly-trials-constitution/"&gt;Bill O'Reilly Is Afraid of the Terrorists&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://fraidycats.tumblr.com/post/249852662/oreilly"&gt;fraidycats&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Bill O’Reilly:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“I don’t care about the Constitution!”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;At least he’s honest.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://robosheep.tumblr.com/post/249857126</link><guid>http://robosheep.tumblr.com/post/249857126</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 12:38:16 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>My sister is thinking about making a tumblr; I made her a quick...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktdam1GbrF1qz4fb4o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;My sister is thinking about making a tumblr; I made her a quick how to guide for the dashboard&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://robosheep.tumblr.com/post/249816109</link><guid>http://robosheep.tumblr.com/post/249816109</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 11:44:25 -0600</pubDate><category>tumblr</category><category>meta</category></item><item><title>The best day of work is your last one.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;It’s nice when you can look at your boss’s crazy demands as odd curiosities instead of decries from on high.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Two other people in my department quit today too.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Amazing.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&gt;:3&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://robosheep.tumblr.com/post/249786947</link><guid>http://robosheep.tumblr.com/post/249786947</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 11:05:42 -0600</pubDate><category>worst job ever</category><category>including the ones that had me up to my elbows in chicken blood</category><category>no more 4:30am starts!</category><category>happy dance</category></item><item><title>Wow, I don’t think I’ve had this much fun FAILING at...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktc909qFIb1qz4fb4o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Wow, I don’t think I’ve had this much fun FAILING at a videogame since the King of the cosmos smote me with meteorites in Katamari.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://robosheep.tumblr.com/post/249229805</link><guid>http://robosheep.tumblr.com/post/249229805</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 22:12:00 -0600</pubDate><category>Mario</category><category>wii</category></item></channel></rss>
