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The RoboSheep Bleat

From Minnesota,
I am pretty amazing,
and my face is blue.


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  • whereabout: Remember that time in 10th grade history when your teacher said you’d get extra credit for writing a review of the movie “Pearl Harbor,” and so you did, but instead of getting extra credit you got a note back on your review saying “Try again - missed the point.” even though you totally didn’t miss the point and the movie just really really really sucked? Because I do. Thanks in part to Team America: World Police I occasionally reference things in order of suckitude on the Michael Bay Scale,  It goes from 5 (The Island) to 2 (Bad Boys) to -1 (Transformers) to negative infinity (Pearl Harbor) to an even larger value of negative infinity (Transformers 2). What I’m trying to say here is Michael Bay sucks, and so does Pearl Harbor.

    whereabout:

    Remember that time in 10th grade history when your teacher said you’d get extra credit for writing a review of the movie “Pearl Harbor,” and so you did, but instead of getting extra credit you got a note back on your review saying “Try again - missed the point.” even though you totally didn’t miss the point and the movie just really really really sucked?

    Because I do.

    Thanks in part to Team America: World Police I occasionally reference things in order of suckitude on the Michael Bay Scale,  It goes from 5 (The Island) to 2 (Bad Boys) to -1 (Transformers) to negative infinity (Pearl Harbor) to an even larger value of negative infinity (Transformers 2).

    What I’m trying to say here is Michael Bay sucks, and so does Pearl Harbor.

    Posted on November 2, 2009 via Here! with 3 notes

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