June 20
A warning flag on my diet habits.
I call and order from Dominos and they know what I want before I tell them.
FML.
June 19
(via katiejohnson)
Ha ha yes.
Crab Conga Line
I don't care if you like/reblog this. I want it.
Wasabi Smashed Potatoes Recipe
1 1/2 pounds potatoes
2 tablespoons butter
5 tablespoons milk
1 teaspoon - 1 tablespoon wasabi paste
1 stalk green onion, minced
1 tablespoon soy sauce
Place the potatoes in a pot and cover with cool water to cover by 1 inch. Bring the pot to a boil and cook for 15-20 minutes, or until the potatoes are cooked through. To check, pierce a potato with a paring knife. If the knife slides easily in and out, the potates are done. Drain and return the potatoes to the pot. Smash the potatoes with a fork or potato masher. Add the butter, milk and wasabi paste. Mix to incorporate but don’t mix overmix otherwise they’ll be pasty and pasty mashed potatoes suck.
Shkiaffing it together: Portion out the potatoes on plates, throw on a three-finger pinch of minced green onions and a dribble of soy sauce.
serves 4 as side dish
June 18
(via craytonc)I love that the graphic is of a cat in front of a camera…what the f*** kinda porn is this!? *MEOW*!
pussy


