Guess who has way too much fun overdressing for a job he could wear a t-shirt to?  Yeah, me again.  It’s always me.

minusmanhattan:

thedailywhat:

Clip + Save of the Day: From this month’s Cosmo.

This Swine Flu business is finally starting to pay off!

[via.]

I like how there’s a built-in assumption that people who are having sex are not kissing one another.

“Doctors do it from behind.”

minusmanhattan:

Want: Mustache Hand Towel.

This would go great with my mustached macbook.

Drumming Song by Florence + The Machine

Yeah, I know, I’m posting the same artist two days in a row.  Whatever, I actually like this song better than Kiss with a Fist.  You are, of course, free to be wrong disagree.

Every now and then I fire up googlewave, look at it, and wonder, “What the fuck am I supposed to do with this?”

mediation:

seth sent this to me and followed it up with a page on my pager that listed his number and when I called him he said, “Now you can show people how you feel inside”

(via sweetcaroline)

Can I have this every morning?

Sorry tumblr.

I was making you a mix cd but somehow only the first third of it recorded so rather than post that you get this post.  Don’t hate me, hate the technology.

jeelzebub:

Saw this announcement while checking an assignment…
I fear for my classmates’ future.

This is just like that scene in Men In Black where Will Smith is given a test but the real test is to actually open the test packet.