Perfect lunch.

I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe.
Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.
All those moments will be lost in time,
like tears in rain.

Time to die.

dailybunny:

Via

Treat!

bethanie-kloecker:

The Whitest Boy Alive - Courage

Buchino knows that timing is everything.

a-eliz:

(via ventisette)

cause Google really does know everything!

Based on EXTENSIVE field studies.

The following is a true story, names have been changed to protect the ‘innocent’:

Sometimes, for no apparent reason, my girlfriend, Elizabeth laughs just like this.  I still haven’t figured out why she does this but I don’t mind it so much. :)

roomthily:

‘That’s another thing we’ve learned from your Nation,” said Mein Herr, “map-making. But we’ve carried it much further than you. What do you consider thelargest map that would be really useful?”

“About six inches to the mile.”

“Only six inches!” exclaimed Mein Herr. “We very soon got to six yards to the mile. Then we tried a hundred yards to the mile. And then came the grandest idea of all! We actually made a map of the country, on the scale of a mile to the mile!”

“Have you used it much?” I enquired.

“It has never been spread out, yet,” said Mein Herr: “the farmers objected: they said it would cover the whole country, and shut out the sunlight! So we now use the country itself, as its own map, and I assure you it does nearly as well.”

Sylvie and Bruno Concluded, by Lewis Carroll, 1893 (via GIS and Science)