Nothing I post will live up to my self-imposed pressure to have a totally awesome 2000th post.  So instead, just pretend I posted something totally awesome here and like/reblog accordingly.  Thanks.

Ghost Town by Lucy Michelle & the Velvet Lapelles

We could never sleep at night.

avocadosalad:

fattynatty:

Christmas List

michellevalverde:

folkinz:

natalie portman will star in and produce “Pride and Prejudice and Zombies”

i am so excited for this now.

Loved this book and love Natalie Portman, already looking forward to this.

I can’t believe she’s working on a project glorifying what are obstinately meat-eaters after she she claimed that Polanski’s drugging and rape of a 13 year old girl was no worse than eating meat.

loudsoftsonance:

There’s a romance novel cover for ya.

Check out Uncle Walter’s Bad Romance Novel Covers. There are some good ones.

Dear unemployed tumblrs, remember, someone was paid real money to make this cover; meanwhile, your college degree is worthless.

If there’s anything I’ve learned working in a used-bookstore it’s that romance ‘novels’ have the best cover art.

boofda:

kevindwire:

I’m sure those 2 guys appreciate this lead.

Fantastic

That is no one in the entire existence of men.

litenmus:

Seriously, what is going on with the elk population in Sweden?!

They never let poor Rudolph play in any reindeer games. All work and no play makes Rudolph a dull boy They never let poor Rudolph play in any reindeer games. All work and no play makes Rudolph a dull boy They never let poor Rudolph play in any reindeer games. All work and no play makes Rudolph a dull boy

Space Oddity by David Bowie

Don’t leave that capsule Major Tom; it’s freaking cold out there.

I’m dressed like a superhero today.  That’s not to say I have a cape (see the Incredibles and Watchmen on why you should NEVER wear capes) but rather that’s to say I’m wearing spandex under my pants.  Don’t you wish your boyfriend was hot like me?