September 2010
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NEWS: MGMT Quit Show When Their Fans Throw Urine...
minneapolisfuckingrocks:
“MGMT’s drummer Will Berman walked off stage during a gig in Manchester after he was hit with a glass full of urine. The musician refused to come back even when his bandmates Andrew VanWyngarden and Benjamin Goldwasser pleaded with him to come back. Berman was soaked when the glass, hurled on stage by a fan, hit him in the chest, reports Ace Showbiz.”
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See the resemblance between cats and croissants ♪... →
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Dear upstairs neighbor;
How is it that every day
is your move in day?
She had a style all her own but she smelled like the inside of a racoon’s...
– I saw this spray painted on the side of a building riding the 17 bus but I’ve never been able to find it since I first saw it; I think someone must have cleaned it off.
I got a haircut
Then I went for a bike ride
Now my hair looks pretty much the same as before.
huh.
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Starting some pulled pork in my slow cooker before...
If my apartment doesn’t smell like a vegan’s nightmare when I get home I’m going to be super disappointed.
Carrot Juice + Vodka = FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU
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On city of MPLS wifi.
Hecka cheaper than comcast.
I’ve now worked over 1000 hours at my job
I think that’s about how much time I spent playing pokemon in the 90s.
I’m not saying that the mandatory OT is kicking my...
but it’s 8:20, there’s a Twins/sox game taking place, and I just put on my pajamas to go to sleep in the 5th.
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So it takes place in the future when north America has gone through these...
– Andrea summerizing Hunger Games for me
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I paid $20 for two chairs off craigslist
they are amazing; they look like they could have been stolen right out a strip-mall-based chinese restaurant without all the weird food stains you’d expect those chairs to have.
When my coworkers asked me why I wasn’t wearing...
I’m sorry but I don’t know a thing about handegg.
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I found an apartment.
I just need to lock it down.
If someone else gets it first
I won’t even.
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It’s as if they drove a car into the ditch and then we had to put on our boots...
– President Obama, on Republicans (via apsies)
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