August 2010
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Gnarls Barkley - Crazy
This song makes me want to...
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This actually happened today at the MN Statefair
Guy at MPR booth: Do I know you?
Me: Maybe?
Him: Are you on Tumblr?
Me: YES!
Him: Adambez.
Me: Robosheep; and this here is A-Eliz but she’s not much on the twincy scene.
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DEODORANT TAKES THE ITCH OUT OF BUG BITES
Fuck you mosquitos - I’m on to your game and spreading the word.
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No I do not work for Foxconn
No I will not tell you who I work for.
Work decided to invent the worst holiday ever.
September is mandatory over-time month!
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Good thing a whole bunch of us were given free pedometers as little bonuses from our new client so we can see that spending over nine hours at a desk means walking zero steps.
Park 51
By calling it THE Ground Zero Mosque you’ve already proved that you don’t understand how to read a map.
If you continue speaking after proving that point I wonder what else you are going to prove you don’t understand…
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“Have you ever seen a human heart? It looks like a fist, wrapped in blood! Go...”
– Closer
“CAT! Do not eat that! That is an iPod cable; you don’t even have ports.”
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HollyGoNightly: 27 levels of compatibility →
I’m Mandy. I’m really friendly and very awkward. I like lists, writing, cupcakes, cats, books, movies, my Mac, soccer and coffee. This is basically a place where I say (sometimes) witty, (rarely) interesting things, whine about life, post pictures I wish I could take, and spend lonely…
I think my about me section is in no need of updating, “
I am the best person you will ever...
I have the 58th highest score worldwide in Solipskier. Huh.
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“There is only one way to survive here. And that is not to imagine anything.
[…]...”
– The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle
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I might even finish this book; having taken a break from it to read Colorblind by Tim Wise, Blink and Outliers by Malcolm Gladwell, and 2/3rds of Kazuo Ishiguro’s Never Let Me Go (which I shall be returning to tomorrow morning on the bus)
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“There’s no I in TEAM
But there’s a U in FUCK”
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Whip it.
I think I’d better call it at two movies tonight; given the progression here I think I’d end up having to go with something like Atonement for a third movie and I really don’t think I could deal with that on a work night.
It’s Shark week.
and I’m watching a copy of Lost In Translation that I picked up from a used book store for $3 instead.
Lumberjacking I ain’t.
“We recognize that you have many options available to you regarding future...”
– This is definitely my favorite rejection so far. (via whereabout)
Typo; they meant haven’t any options 