June 2010
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May 2010
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May 31st
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ListenMates of State - Get Better Music for hangovers.
May 30th
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May 28th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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My sister swung by home after work before I made...
I know this happened because I received a picture txt of a rubbermade with some cake that a coworker had brought me along with the message “Are you going to eat this?” Welcome to the future.
May 27th
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May 24th
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And now for something completely different:
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“Look at Gordy!”
– My girlfriend knows not a god damn thing about baseball
May 22nd
“A gentleman passing through the United States, on the Union and Pacific...”
– Tit-Bits From All the Most Interesting Books, Periodicals and Newspapers in the World, Dec. 3, 1881 Via Futility Closet 
May 21st
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Ellen Page cast for lesbian role in upcoming movie →
Isn’t that like casting Morgan Freeman as a Sage Black Man?
May 21st
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May 21st
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My place of work is hiring 35 people; we have no more than 20 open desks in the office.  People are planning to bring folded cardboard boxes to leave under their desks just in case.
May 20th
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May 18th
Los Angeles Cuts Ties With ‘Nazi’ Arizona, While... →
thepolitics: Here’s something to make you cry: While big liberal cities keep cutting commerce with Arizona over its terrifying “round up the brown folks” law, 59% of Americans “gave their overall approval to the law, which opponents charge is unconstitutional and a mandate for racial profiling.” (The actual Nazi party, under Hitler, went from 2.6% popular support before the Great Depression hit...
May 17th
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Perfectly innocent circumstances in which you...
It’s the night of her bachelorette party. People can recall that you two were dancing before leaving the bar. No one else can actually account for where you two were from 1 am to 4 am. You’re inside his house alone with her when he arrives; his house was locked and she didn’t have her key. She’s passed out on the floor but the bed is disheveled. She’s wearing...
May 17th
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May 16th
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I’ve been wearing broken glasses for over a year now.  Today I bought a new pair finally.  Of course I end up getting the most expensive frames in the store.
May 15th
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ListenMaybeshewill - Not For Want Of Trying This...
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“Funny, Super Mario Bros. 3 never had to remind me to play it.”
– Gamasutra commenter on the exodus of players from FarmVille and other social games after Facebook disabled “notification spam” from apps on the social network. If you missed it, earlier this week, Bill Mooney, vice president at FarmVille developer Zynga, said with a straight face, “More people have...
May 10th
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May 9th
Lost a game of Twilight Struggle yesterday in the final scoring because USA never played my OPEC and I had to give up domination of Europe in the latewar. If any of that made sense to you then congratulations, we could be awesome friends. 
May 9th
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Three Fs that I don't want to encounter on a...
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May 5th
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May 5th
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