The RoboSheep Bleat: Archive

Tumblr for 5 minutes

yourdp: Five minutes is the approximate time I have spent on Tumblr today and currently no idea who made the best feminist rant, posted the best emo writing on paper, artsy photo most liked, how drunk Topher got/is, inspirational quote that no one will follow 24 hours from now, OMFG-SNPD-you-shouldn’t-have-posted-that and finally well written post that all will read 1/4th of before sounding...

May 1st

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"We have to do it in the Facebook" →

(via mediation) with the Twittering

Apr 30th

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Apr 30th

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Apr 30th

“Duck, duck, goose (duck, duck, gray duck in Minnesota)”

– Duck, duck, goose - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Why is this ONLY in Minnesota?? (via oleiah) Because everyone else is wrong.

Apr 30th

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Yesterday's big "woops" ends Red Sox 11 win streak →

Watch the video. I made a gif but it’s not uploading right now so just watch that video.

Apr 30th

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Apr 30th

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Watch

Transformers 2: (pick your Tagline) Worse Than The First! Shia Strikes Back! Now With A Old Man Robot! Megan Fox Takes Her Pants Off! Robots Cry Oil! Wasn’t He Fixed Last Movie?! The Only Thing Robotic About This Movie Is The Acting! Anything obvious I’m missing here?

Apr 30th

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Apr 30th

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Apr 29th

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Apr 29th

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Apr 29th

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Apr 28th

mARBLECAKEALSOTHEGAME →

The fact that TIME won’t admit they were hacked is redonk.

Apr 28th

something's wrong with my life →

Apr 28th

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Apr 28th

Apr 27th

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Apr 26th

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Apr 26th

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I just found out that

avocadosalad: kristeylouise: my old high schools theme for this years prom is Forever by Chris Brown. I’m completely disgusted. I take the color theme will be black and blue? I did a quick mock-up of what I think the photo frames will look like. Truly a night to remember.

Apr 24th

“Shut that airlock! Are you trying to heat the whole universe?”

– mustacherangers

Apr 24th

Apr 23rd

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Apr 22nd

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Apr 22nd

Prudes

syntheticpubes: An awesome reblog [of the preceding quote] from porncull: This reminds me of a possibly apocryphal, but nonetheless classic tale of prudery and censorship involving the great Samuel Johnson, compiler of the first dictionary of the English language. While celebrating his dictionary’s completion, he was visited by a delegation of respectable upper class ladies of the most proper...

Apr 22nd

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“I think the worst punishment is knowing that all you old guys saw me naked. I...”

– A 17-year-old caught up in the ‘sexting’ furor. (If you ever played ‘Doctor’ as a kid, please turn yourself in to the nearest police station to face charges of pedophilia. You will be required to strip naked and reenact the transgression. For Justice.) (via syntheticpubes) District Attorney George...

Apr 22nd

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